Alternatives for Swear Words
A website with lists of alternate words to use instead of swear words!




arse butt donkey rear-end
bosom breast nipple udder
confound it crap cripes dang / dangit darn doggone drat gosh-darn


heck hell
baffoon birdbrain blockhead bonehead clown dimwit dolt doorknob


dope dork dumbbell dunce fool goose idiot jerk loon


mentally challenged moron nerd nincompoop ninny nitwit numskull


oaf pinhead sap silly stooge stupid turkey twerp twit
dear me gee geez / jeez good gracious / goodness gracious goodness


gosh gracious sakes oh dear phew
cow pies cowplop crap droppings dung feces fertilizer guano manure


meadow muffin ordure poop turd